Really. Like fuck you with a 15 pound hammer, no lube.
I like how you say you were here twice today and I was not here. Thats cute. I have a Fed Ex package right here? How'd that happen? Oh, and I FUCKING LIVE HERE and I don't get out much.
So you are a liar DHL. A dirty Liar. My momma don't like liars.
Fucking twits. The main office really had no way to resolve this mystery. I do. Delivery my god damn package. Let's pretend its your god damn business to delivery my package or something like that.
Yeah, that would be fun.