Pro Dieting tips, the Danklife way...

You too can loose 9 pounds in 2 days by living as a pile of biomorphic goo on the bathroom floor why being lovingly held in the warm embrace of food poisoning.  Just ask me how!   

A bit behind here folks due to the afore mentioned lovely G.I. distress, bare with me while I play catch up on some projects.   Seriously, the worst case I have ever had. On the bright side, this toast is freaking AMAHZING this morning.